Harmony Fan Prints

Zither

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I lost the groove."

Musical genres

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

No Bruch!

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Heaven

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

When boomerangs argue.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Lion Choir.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart