Hairy Harmony Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Absolutely not!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Heaven

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.