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Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.