Hairy Harmony Enthusiast Pillows

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"Fashion over function!"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Heaven

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"