Hairless Harmony Pillows

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"I lost the groove."

'Champions league'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Angel playing music

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Musicial Writer

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

"It's come to my attention that the team feels I'm not pulling my own weight."

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

"I miss the days of folk music."

"Harps only? Down, please."

Celestial Music

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

Cello Saw