Hairless Humor Pillows

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'