Hairless Humor Pillows

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Bobo's Barber Shop

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

BARBER

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"