Hair Loss Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."