Hair Loss Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Centurion in a Shower

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'