Hair Removal Humorist Gifts

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

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"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'