Hair Removal Humorist T-Shirts

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"