Hair Loss Jokester Gifts

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Centurion in a Shower

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Saloon Selectives

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"Lose the rug."

Still Alive

'I think I've found your expiration date.'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'