Hair Loss Comedian Pillows

'A bit longer at the back please.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The barber

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Centurion in a Shower

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Lose the rug."

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'