Hair Loss Humor Pillows

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

BARBER

Centurion in a Shower

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

"Operator, get me my hair!"

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'