Hairdressing Humor Pillows

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."