Hairdressing Humor Gifts

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."