Hairstyle Humor Gifts

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

BARBER

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Saloon Selectives

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

Data Stick Dreads

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"...and how would sir like it?"