Hairstyle Humor T-Shirts

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

BARBER

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Centurion in a Shower

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Saloon Selectives

Data Stick Dreads

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"...and how would sir like it?"