Hairstyle Comedian Gifts

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You went for the highlights then?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"