Hairstyle Comedian Pillows

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'