Hairstyle Satirist Pillows

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Daniel Craig caricature

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

The Knitwit...