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Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Art Gallery.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Phone Mittens

The Bland Leading the Bland

Daniel Craig caricature

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

War of Words

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

Planet of the Ants

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Leftie Trump

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Home for the Holidays

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Stay at home