Satirical Stylist Pillows

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Blockhead

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Three-way mirror

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Cowboy Trump

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'