Hairstyle Satirist T-Shirts

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'