Hair Loss Humor Lover Pillows

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Centurion in a Shower

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'