Hair Loss Humor Lover Pillows

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Operation Chrome Dome.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"...and how would sir like it?"

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'