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The computer is down.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Have you installed the heater?

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Connecting to the Cloud.