Cosmic Caffeine Fan Gifts

Eye Opener

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Cosmic!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

World Cup Universe.

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

The Mars Rover...

Designated smoking area of the gods

God plays golf

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

Football Spaceship

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

Football planet.

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

"Well, I'm glad we finally found a place to dump those old things."

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'