Cosmic Connection Fan Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Cosmic!'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

World Cup Universe.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Eye Opener

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

The Mars Rover...

Did you have to come far

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

God plays golf

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Football Spaceship

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'