Cosmic Connection Fan Mugs

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Cosmic!'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Eye Opener

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

The Mars Rover...

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Did you have to come far

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

God plays golf

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Football Spaceship

Alien at computer. Screen reads: My Outer Space.

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'