Cool Connectivity Fan Mugs

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Oooo. That's cold."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

Winter olympics.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

The world's greatest salesman.

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

Igloo outhouse.

Tweeted

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Guess what I say today!!"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."