Direct Communication Fan Mugs

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"It's for you."

3...2...1...I'm Recording

WPC

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

The Early Internet

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Tweeted

"Guess what I say today!!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!