Cool Connectivity Fan T-Shirts

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Oooo. That's cold."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Vents, real and digital.

Winter olympics.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

The world's greatest salesman.

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Guess what I say today!!"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

Democratic convention.

Igloo outhouse.

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."