Cosmic Coincidence Fan Mugs

'Cosmic!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Tiny Visions

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

Eye Opener

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

World Cup Universe.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'