Cosmic Coffee Lover Gifts

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Eye Opener

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

"I opted for the upgrades."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

Pluto

Lust in Space.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Spaceman serving shrimp.