Cosmic Candy Lover Gifts

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Easter Candy Island.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Climbing to the moon...

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

How Piñatas Are Born

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Imagine that in gummi!'

Piñata Walk

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

"Trick or treat?"