Cosmic Candy Lover Mugs

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

How Piñatas Are Born

Piñata Walk

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climbing to the moon...

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Bubble gum kid