Eccentric Candy Lover Gifts

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Vegetarian Birds

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Secret sweetie drawer...