Eccentric Candy Lover T-Shirts

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Vegetarian Birds

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.