Literary Candy Lover T-Shirts

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Satya Nutella

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Vegetarian Birds

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

Our visit to the flan factory.

The wife whisperer.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cake Friday!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'