Candy Lover T-Shirts

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"Is that how you really feel or is all that sweetness artificial?"

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"If you so choose to gift my mother with candy, she can transfer ownership of said candy to myself."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

Skittles.

"The store was out of scotch, so I brought you some butterscotch"

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Where's your candy."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"I feel empty inside."

Easter Venn Diagram

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"The big bucket of candy only helps morale if it is passed around."

'Knock off the Halloween candy!'

Mystery of Easter Island solved

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'You've frittered your life away on beer and skittles!'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Aliens disguised as gumball machines...

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Home Sweet Home.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Crime Stoppers

"Travel is the sherbet between courses of reality."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"Trust me – she's a witch."

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"I think it's empty."