Candy Lover Prints

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"Is that how you really feel or is all that sweetness artificial?"

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

"If you so choose to gift my mother with candy, she can transfer ownership of said candy to myself."

"Ok, now...find your center."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

"The store was out of scotch, so I brought you some butterscotch"

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

Skittles.

Crime Stoppers

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Aliens disguised as gumball machines...

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Mystery of Easter Island solved

"The big bucket of candy only helps morale if it is passed around."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

PINATA SURPRISE!

'Knock off the Halloween candy!'

'You've frittered your life away on beer and skittles!'

'That's the green house effect.'

Home Sweet Home.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

Easter Venn Diagram

"I feel empty inside."

"Where's your candy."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'