Cosmic Coffee Lovers Gifts

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Big Bang Boulevard

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Pluto

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Eye Opener

Spaceman serving shrimp.

How the intergalactic war started...

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

Boozing aliens!

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Portrait of Bette Davis

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Cola Observatory

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"It's not an experiment. I'm just making coffee."

U space me out.