Cosmic Drinkers Gifts

Boozing aliens!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Quantum Psychic

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"We evolved from asteroids"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"It could never work between us."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Eye Opener

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Lust in Space.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."