Cosmic Cocktailer Gifts

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Moon Souvenirs

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Fallen Angel.

Buffering

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

Connect This, Woo-Woos

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

"The usual, please."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I have to know how it's done."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Space DJ.