Cosmic Curler Gifts

'I'm toast.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Newton's cradle

Surfing alien.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

He's very defensive about his personal space.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"I have to know how it's done."

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"No air guitar"

Alien Magician

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Bowl-A-Rama

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

Greek Gods at Play

'Bummer, dude.'