Cosmic Curler T-Shirts

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Newton's cradle

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Surfing alien.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"I have to know how it's done."

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Alien Magician

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"No air guitar"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

Bowl-A-Rama

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'Bummer, dude.'

Greek Gods at Play

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."