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"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

The Walk of Shame

Newton's cradle

His master's chill-out album

Surfing alien.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Train to Mars

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

Explorers Club

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'