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"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Golfing with God.

Give Way To Cyclists

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Angel Golf

God changes the channel with his remote.

And on the Seventh Day...

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

Jehovah's Fitness

Bowl-A-Rama

'Sudden death?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

God plays golf

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

The truth about crop circles

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Golfing Gods.

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

'Use the four wood!'

Holy Golf

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

'Put it in writing!'

'Lightning bolt.'