Celestial Golfer T-Shirts

Angel Golf

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Holy Golf

God plays golf

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

An amplified harp

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Thanks God!

Sell the Universe !

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Cellist on Mars

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Bassoonist cherub.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Bowl-A-Rama

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Sudden death?'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

Golf on the moon

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

The truth about crop circles

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."