Celestial Golfer Gifts

Angel Golf

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Holy Golf

God plays golf

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

An amplified harp

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Thanks God!

Cellist on Mars

Sell the Universe !

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Bassoonist cherub.

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Bowl-A-Rama

'Sudden death?'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

"My 'chord' and my God!"

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

Golf Sale

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

Golfers' Heaven