Celestial Jogger Gifts

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Newton's cradle

Sir Patrick Moore.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Give Way To Cyclists

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Angel Golf

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Obscure Constellations

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Church Steeple Rocket

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

"But where are we supposed to go on holiday?"

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'